John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
 (MADE IN JAPAN ) 
for 6 am.           
While his coffeepot          
(MADE IN CHINA )        
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor        
(MADE IN HONG KONG )      
He put on a  dress shirt   
(MADE IN SRILANKA ),
designer jeans   
(MADE IN  SINGAPORE )   
and     
tennis shoes          
(MADE IN KOREA)         
After cooking his breakfast in his new          
electric skillet         
(MADE IN INDIA )          
he sat down  with his          
calculator         
(MADE IN MEXICO )            
to see how much he could spend today. 
After setting his         
 watch          
(MADE IN TAIWAN )           
to the  radio          
(MADE IN INDIA )          
he got in his car           
(MADE IN GERMANY )          
filled it with GAS        
 (FROM SAUDI ARABIA)        
and continued his search             
 for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.          
At the end of yet another discouraging     
and  fruitless day checking his    
Computer       
(made in MALAYSIA ),          
John decided to relax for a while.         
He put  on his  sandals          
(MADE IN  BRAZIL ),          
poured himself a glass of         
wine        
(MADE IN FRANCE )            
and turned on his      
TV          
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),             
and then wondered why he can't         
find a good paying job
in AMERICA.
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET 
HELP FROM A PRESIDENT 
(MADE IN KENYA !)
